flexitarian 

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

flexitarian by distorted_G January 6, 2006

flexitarian 

a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat

Suzie says she's a vegetarian, but I saw her put bacon bits on her salad at lunch today; I think she's a flexitarian trying to pass for a veggie.

flexitarian by juicy416 February 24, 2004

flexity

When somethin' is flexible

We will have mo' flexity, when we get mo' money

flexity by KT-MO December 30, 2009

Flexitime 

Work Flexitime or flextime is a job where employees can choose: When they start their workday when they end their workday and/or how long their break is.

I work flexitime.

I don't like working flexitime really...

Flexitime by bruhisbruuuuuuuuuuh May 24, 2022

Flexitarian 

A "Flexitarian" is a person who is a fake vegetarian... meaning they eat Fish & Chicken... but NO other meats. That shit is flexible. You're a flexitarian.

Taja ate chicken instead of a steak, and she wont ever eat steak as long as she is a FLEXITARIAN, nor pork.

Flexitarian by FilthyRichTaj February 4, 2013

Flexitarian 

A fake vegetarian.

"Damn, all these flexitarians need to quit lying to themselves. They don't even deserve a title."

Flexitarian by Wiztch May 13, 2016

flexitarian 

A person who will have sex with any hole.

-Why is Jerry having sex with the hole in the tree?
-Because he's a flexitarian.

flexitarian by vulgarvegan September 16, 2006