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Flatuatory Rape 

When someone farts in your personal space against you own wishes.
"Eww, my dad just Flatuatory Raped me!"

Flatulator 

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
Flatulator by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008

self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

flatulatas 

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
flatulatas by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

Flatulatory 

1) Adjective; something that is of a Flatulent Nature. Odor emitting.
2) Nimrodical use/tense of the word "Flatulence".
Christy embrangled her co-workers with her Flatutory prowess.
Flatulatory by Lucky Skunk January 6, 2005

Flatulatte 

I was ordering a grande mocha when quite by accident a flatulatte slipped out!
Flatulatte by Noladrian November 20, 2006