flabberknockle 

Pronounced (flab-er-noc-ol)
1) Not right in one's opinion

2) Messed up; Unfair

1) You heard your girlfriend got a blow cramp from me? That's flabbernockle, she's way too fugly for me.

2) Man I was dying when that cunt slapped you. That was some straight flabberknockle bullshit.

flabberknockle by cpizzl July 27, 2006

Flabbernated 

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

Flabbernated by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

Flashering 

When the lights are turned on and off repeatedly.

"The lights are flashering"

Flashering by Pro phasmo player May 3, 2022

Flabbernackers 

The gathering of fat and skin that oozes over the edges of clothing. It located near the chest and armpits. Sometimes can leak out the back.

It is embarrassing when my FLABBERNACKERS spill over top of my dress.
When my FLABBERNACKERS are sweaty they make small farting sounds and stick to my loved ones.

Flabbernackers by Flabb Flubb May 22, 2010

Flabbernugget 

A replacement for "fuckerbucket".

Kevin is such a flabbernugget

Flabbernugget by AlabamaNigger December 29, 2016

Flabbermengastamatation 

The state of being flabbergasted so much that the use of a long, funny, and strange word is much better for the job even if it doesn't seem to make any sense.

What in the flabbermengastamatation is wrong with you?

Who the flabbermengastamatation is this?

Flabbermengastamatation by Googlaboo October 13, 2019

Flabbersnaggle

In a debate as to whether or not "retarded" could be used as a insult or not, the term "Flabbersnaggle" was invented. It is meant to be offensive to one person in the world, probably with some form of snaggle tooth but does not know what a Flabbersnaggle is, but personally feels it identifies with them enough to make the word into a taboo issue. It was created in hopes that "Flabbersnaggle" would eventually join the rankings of "Fuck that fucking shit-faced potted pansy".

"Fucking Flabbersnaggle"
"Your mother is a Flabbersnaggle"
"Get in the right lane, you dirty Flabbersnaggle"

Flabbersnaggle by MimzysWhimzies April 15, 2015