fired 

Adjective= A term signifying someone looks unkempt (i.e. unshaved, unshowered, smelly). Means someone looks as if they have been fired from their job for weeks and therefore gave up on hygeine.

(Tony stands at host stand)
David: Dude, you're fired.
Tony: Your face looks fired.
Erika: Damn dude...

fired by curt f September 22, 2008

Fired 

Code for cum or squirt

Man she's so hot, I fired all over my sheets

Fired by 666henloboi June 19, 2017

fired 

used in a sentence to replace a curse word

fired! i should have known that.

she is such a fired person.

fired by Chase Hammer October 29, 2005

Fired 

Apparently "NOT DOING YOUR JOB FOR 2 YEARS STRAIGHT" doesn't cause this to happen to you. Nor does running a retard sex cult.

Iam "I keep hearing 'you did this' or 'you did that' but I didn't get fired for 'this' or 'that'. I got fired for 'not reporting retard sex (soon enough)' even though my manager is the one who had it reported to them a year before my firing. I 'violated company policy' (even though it was happening before I even walked in the door and in spite of the fact that I signed paperwork agreeing that no retard sex would be happening there.) A person who participated in the act admitted that it was happening there and that it was 'technically a cult'. They had to hire a plummer to fish a condom out of the pipes. If I had done 'this' or 'that' why would they allow me to get away with it for (literal) years? I'm such a piece of shit that they liked me so much that they were happy to give me free things, do my job for me, let me forgo all of the training and meetings, and allow me to NOT do my job for years? They definitely weren't trying to appease me into silence so I didn't cause problems for their retard sex cult. That couldn't possibly be what was happening there. They couldn't possibly be just saying whatever they feel they need to say to justify getting rid of me. How does that make any sense to you? I'm doing all of this messed up shit (apparently) but nobody cared to do anything about it UNTIL I showed my visible disgust with the bitch that was fucking the retard and she spent my last week there storming out of the house in anger? Are you fucking kidding me!?

Fired by Hym Iam April 12, 2022

Fired 

To get in serious amounts of trouble

You are SO fired.

Fired by Amnesia D. December 28, 2018

fired 

It’s like getting expelled from your school when you get caught smoking weed in the bathroom but at work sometimes people get fired from there job by taking a break on their break time or breaking their hand and asking to go to the doctor OR your boss got drunk and thought hey I wanna fire somebody and drew names out of a hat to pick somebody who happened to be you

Person one: hey did you hear non gender specific name got fired

Person two: yea I heard non gender specific name got caught doing no specific action to non gender specific name 2

fired by Non gender specific name November 25, 2021

Fired 

A nigga with no bitches

“Fired has no bitches”

Fired by Benjiro is not gay January 18, 2022