financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)

george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!

financially secure by michael foolsley November 23, 2011

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financially disabled

The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.

While discussing back to school purchases with your children:

"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."

"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"

"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."

An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!

financially disabled by truthsparked August 7, 2012