Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

scrodom fiddler

- when some one fondles with a dudes ballsack...

- the tickling of a males genitles...

- you are such a scrodom fiddler
- try the famous scrodom fiddler on me.. i heard it's great..

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.

Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 26, 2024

fiddle-sticks

1. an expression used to show an upsetting emotion.

"Oh fiddle-sticks, I broke my new passion pink crayon."

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

fiddle stick

What a middle age Jewish male would refer to his gentitals as.

Last night I inserted my fiddle stick into her meathole.

by Flesh tube May 5, 2018