fatten 

to make really really fat...or fatter than it is now. Like a great girlfriend gainer.

oh man anna has fattened up sooooo much over the last summer. She must have gained like 30 lbs.

fatten by fatwomanluv June 1, 2006

kitchen being fitted 

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.

Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.

kitchen being fitted by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021

fatterson 

This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)

I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well

fatterson by Jordy420La December 6, 2016

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

blue yankee fitted

What people in New York wear that you can never go wrong with. As if it matches with anything no matter what colors.
As ridiculous as it sounds its true and you can see it almost everywhere around the city. So ridiculous that you start believing in it too.
The Original Yankee Fitted is Superior and apparently Magical

Blue Yankee Fitted, White tee ,and Timberlands looks nice why? because of the Fitted

blue yankee fitted by EssInDaBX March 22, 2010

I just farted 

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick 

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

damn, she farted on my dick by theleroy27 February 17, 2017