Eating Out 

A term which i thought meant eating in a restaurant or fast food place but then later found i was wrong....so fucking wrong... Just read the rest of the definitions

We're eating out this saturday, wanna join?

Eating Out by Mary's Lost Lamb December 14, 2020

binge eating 

Eating as much as you can , usually done when one is really depressed and feels empty inside. Binge eating distracts from emotional pain for a short time. This is a real problem and IS NOT occurring just because people have no self control. This is because people are driven to distract themselves from serious emotional stress in their lives. THEY NEED HELP. BE A FRIEND.

After he dumped me, I started binge eating. I ate everything I could find in the cupboard.

binge eating by PenguinNoodleSnowCow November 27, 2013

eating muff

Performing cunnilingus (orally pleasuring a female's genitalia). Often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them "muff eaters" implying lesbianism,

"I walked in on my friend eating muff once. He was really chowing it down"

eating muff by chasegame June 18, 2016

rabbits eating your head

A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.

After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.

rabbits eating your head by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

this nigga eating beans 

The worst insult known to the universe. All men that have been insulted by this phrase will go commit die in 3-7 buisness days.

Me: Eating beans while watching Cars 2 in the theater.

Me: Spills beans.

African American Teenager : This nigga eating beans.

Me: dies

this nigga eating beans by Memeo The Nag June 13, 2018

eating anus 

when you have to sit through months of hearing O'bama drone on with his BS diatribes

I have hash eating anus on my face from hearing all O'bama's crap, anything would be better time spent!

Man I would rather eat anus all day long then spend 5 minutes listening to O'bama!

An ass sandwich, eating anus would be better then the rehash we get from O'bama!

eating anus by UtahNative Man April 13, 2014

grandfather eating ice cream 

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

grandfather eating ice cream by Running out of patience February 5, 2007