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Ankle Earmuffs 

When ankles are used as Earmuffs . Girls legs folded back while she is on her back (missionary) and calves rest on his shoulder as her ankles rest against his head on the sides near his ears. Ankle Earmuffs
Only earmuffs I used are the Ankle Earmuffs but I wear mine all year around
Ankle Earmuffs by Cougar bt June 3, 2018

tit earmuffs 

A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.
tit earmuffs by Donkey Kong Song December 25, 2003

California earmuffs

(N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.
person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"

person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."
California earmuffs by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011

Swedish Earmuffs

When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.
John and I gave this asian hooker a nice set of SWEDISH EARMUFFS the other day.

egyptian earmuffs

The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out.
I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night.
egyptian earmuffs by T.J, January 5, 2008

hot pink russian earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.