F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 

Futsal Dumpling- Not to be confused with dumpling futsal . This is when a ball used in futsal is wrapped and made into a dumpling , many people do this practice as the ball gives the elasticity of the food and the hollow nature of the ball allows more flavours to be kept inside the dumpling . Futsal dumplings have been a tradition all around the word , sometimes when element dumplings cannot be made futsal dumplings are used instead . Futsal dumplings are very crucial to a human’s life as we cannot survive without them .

𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘰’𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 !

F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 by escheniscool March 1, 2019

throat dumpling

A big wad of snot, saliva, and other crud coughed or hacked up from one's throat/lungs. It is is typically spat onto the ground. The throat dumpling can be swallowed, but it is not recommended.

I just coughed up a big yellow throat dumpling and spit it onto the sidewalk.

throat dumpling by WesNile January 15, 2008

power dumpling 

sexual position in which the woman is on her back with knees to her shoulders and the man is standing over the top smashing the womans vagina.

mmm bobby, i want it hard and deep, give me some power dumpling tonight ;)

power dumpling by K1CKTH3PUPPY July 9, 2011

Dumpling Party 

When you and your own or someone else’s dad get naked and watch Kung Fu Panda 3.

“Dude me and Chris’s dad totally had a dumpling party last night!”
“Im about to cream my pants thinking about tonights dumpling party”

Dumpling Party by Squigg1es July 3, 2021

Wet Dumpling 

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.

Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.

Wet Dumpling by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

umpling dumpling 

The weirdest faggot of them all, he will chase you with a purple dildo, and if you get him mad, for however long he was mad, thats how long hell chase you naked

Dude, your acting like Umpling Dumpling

umpling dumpling by shohn hodges May 4, 2018

puckered dumpling 

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

puckered dumpling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008