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Dirty Dowsing Rod 

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.
1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.
Dirty Dowsing Rod by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015
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talking mean bout someone to the face or behind their back
Stop dissing my mates they are good people don't talk about them in a bad way
dissing by Dissing March 23, 2017
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not dxm. cough syrup is fuckin stupid.
I was dosing, now I'm seeing time and melting into the sidewalk
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Utterances of a (dis)respectful nature.
I was dissing Balazsr's on AOL for his/her lame comebacks.

snake dissing

Snake dissing is the way that wiggas say sneak dissing.
Deshawn *whispers* Look at Roberts bitch ass clothes.
Dontrell *whispers* Word up, straight Salvation Army.
Bob AY YO WHY YOU SNAKE DISSING MAYN Y'ALL ARE SNAKES!
snake dissing by MacAntics May 14, 2015
jerk: hahaha, your penis is so small brad, you cant even lose your virginity

Bystander:Jeez man, stop dissing brad bro
dissing by french baghet June 10, 2018

nano-dosing

Using utra small dosages not to trigger a psychotropic effect
We didn't want to get high or feel out of sorts, so we took turns nano-dosing
nano-dosing by emilejfagerstromiv December 11, 2018