dolphing 

The act of slapping a female across the face repeatedly with a penis.

After oral sex, Billy began dolphing his bitch until her face was red.

dolphing by Orange Donkey May 20, 2006

Dolphinia

Someone who has a great obsession over dolphins. They hope to be one when they are older. From the time this stage of obsession begins, they try to resemble a dolphin. Wearing all dolphin colors, with dolphins all over. Tattoos, sneakers, socks, and dolphins on shirts. A Dolphinia would visit aquariums all day and just stare at dolphins. They beg their parents to get a dolphin, only the idea being rejected. They try to stay underwater for as long as possible, practicing for the future. One day these Dolphinias will be successful. We just have to wait and see.

Karen is OBSESSED with dolphins. All she does is talk about dolphins and annoy people with facts about them. She is so desperate for a dolphin and she wants it NOW. She wants to be one when she is older...she is such a Dolphinia

Dolphinia by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009

Dolphinism 

Like racism but against dolphins.

Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?

Nemo: yes, why?

Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.

LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?

Dolphinism by Jescaaaxo August 27, 2011

Dolphinitely 

Really the only acceptable way to say definitely. They don't mean the same thing however.

Dolphinitely bring Dolphins into the conversation, giving the user more Ethos because Dolphins are smart and cute.

This word is a must for anyone trying to express strong emotion

Dolphinitely: Definitely, but even more so
"Hey Babe... do you love me?"
"OH Dolphintely sweety, NO doubt!"
"Awww thanks honey, you're the best"

Dolphinitely by Funny Flynn the Bottle October 7, 2018

Dolphing 

Basically golfing, but on Dolphin back. You play in the middle of the ocean with small platforms set up along a path, the first containing a ball on a tee, the last the hole. You play by holding on to the dolphin's fin with your non-dominant hand, with your club of choice in the other. When the dolphin jumps out of the water, you swing the club and try to hit the ball to the next platform or further(this is easiest at the ark of the jump. Other than that it is similar to golfing.

Hey man, you wanna golfing down at the country club? No way, lets go Dolphing instead.

Dolphing by MakeDolphinganofficialsport February 14, 2012

Dolphing 

golfing with dolphins

Bobbi: Hey Shell, you ever been Dolphing?
Shell: what kind of drugs are you on?
Bobbi: the dolphing kind.

Dolphing by SexualSeduction November 5, 2010

dolphinize 

To urinate on a fan of the opposite team. Taken from the horrific example a few years ago when a group of Oakland Raider fans beat up a Dolphins fan in the bathroom, then proceeded to urinate on him. Typical neanderthal Raider fan behavior.

The Raiders haven't won a meaningful game in years, which results in the fans having to dolphinize opposing fans to gain any satisfaction in life.

dolphinize by mad genius October 27, 2010