distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

distractingly boring by teant December 1, 2010

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Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

Dickstraction by SadSally33 August 27, 2016

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Dickstraction

When the sex between you and a male is so lit and hott he's doing you no other good infact he's actually nothing but keeping you distracted with his dick making it hard for you to focus on anything else, Wich is getting to be a more of a problem than it should be.

Homegirl598-"No more Dickstraction's. Sorry boy you gotta go though FR fr!"

Dickstraction by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019

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Distractingly Attractive

When someone is too attractive to ignore but not attractive to be entranced by them.

I hate being around her, she’s so distractingly attractive

Distractingly Attractive by Dyloog TGL March 21, 2019

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Dickstractid

To be consumed with, concentrated on or preoccupied by "Dis Dick" to suck extreme often leading to the neglect or total disregard for anything nut prostrating to "Dis Dick".

GIRL! I BEEN SO DICKSTRACTID I FORGOT ABOUT MY JOB AND MY KIDS. WORTH IT.

Dickstractid by Alpo September 12, 2019

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Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

Dickstraction by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

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Dickstraction

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

Dickstraction by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

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