Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

Fuck my dick off by holveck June 1, 2018

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you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

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get your dick off my back

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

get your dick off my back by targonot May 15, 2015

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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

blow your dick off by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014

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