toilet diapers 

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

toilet diapers by pissbabey August 26, 2021

aldut diapers 

what is wrong with you

not funny like seriously who searches up aldut diapers?

aldut diapers by Stickingoutyougyat November 4, 2023

Trump Diapers

Sexual move where a tent pole is inserted in the rectum and then kicked, causing internal damage.

I just got out of the hospital after Tony gave me Trump Diapers at that party.

Trump Diapers by CopperFox13 February 7, 2026

Pick up the diapers 

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

Pick up the diapers by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

Donnie Dump Diapers by McSpreader February 25, 2024

Slot Diaper 

What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.

Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.

Slot Diaper by will bitten June 6, 2017

Spice dispersal

When somehow your food gets spicier the next day after leaving it in the refrigerator. The process by which that occurs is called “spice dispersal”

My food got way hotter the next day. I can’t even eat it. Must have been spice dispersal in action!

Spice dispersal by PhantomHandbag October 1, 2019