They were so bad one
fan, when asked about their season,
said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a
fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other
football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other
blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(
2019) h**l yeah. A cross country
runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**
ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-
fan classmate with a
stick. This
fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions
don't like c**k".