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Dead Ting 

A Joanna.

She steals another girls man to call him a snake on national tv and dump him then snogs him the second she sees him again😂
Michael: I would like to couple up with Joanna
Amber: She’s a dead ting!
Dead Ting by CanIMarryPizza July 30, 2019

DEAD TING 

Someone who you hate or is a boring disrespectful cunt
Yo you still with Karen bruv
Nah g she a dead ting innit bruv
DEAD TING by Shoot321 July 7, 2019

Dead Ting 

Mum doesn’t know how to use the internet
Dead Ting by Max Cullen July 4, 2019

Dead Ting 

A very vague and ambiguous phrase used to describe the process of dying in the game of Fortnite.
The boys, "Jem, where are you getting shot from."

Jon Cornish replies, "DEAD TING, DEAD TING, DEAD TING."