Daniel's Girlfriend 

The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.

Oh shit! The Daniel's Girlfriend is walking by, everyone brace for an earthquake!
fat bitches

Daniel's Girlfriend by Nac.I.Xem June 17, 2009

Dante's Inferno 

Placing vapour rub on the exterior of a condom in place of lubricant prior to intercourse

'Haven't seen Janet around lately, do you know where she's been?'

'I don't think we'll see her again. Not since I showed her Dante's Inferno'

Dante's Inferno by theDoublefish September 23, 2015

Dante's Burrito 

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.

Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.

Dante's Burrito by Cryptic anonymity April 18, 2018

dante's peak syndrome 

The refusal to believe that something has happened or is about to happen

My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome

dante's peak syndrome by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

Daniel's Toes

A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.

Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.

Daniel's Toes by goldfeeshlover April 25, 2020

Dante’s Bubbles 

The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.

Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.

Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.

The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.

After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.

Dante’s Bubbles by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

Dante’s Inferno 

A fiery hot diarrhea which burns your anus. Symptoms including shitting like a pail bucket and a very irritated anus.

Hey dan im suffering from Dante’s Inferno so I can’t come to work today, my ass is burning like hell.

Dante’s Inferno by DAmOnD_WaRraIor May 6, 2023