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D.L.W.C. 

acronym for "Dies Lonely With Cats" used to explain single micro-managing female bosses who are married to their job and have no chance at a relationship
My boss is ugly, socially awkward and has no chance of meeting a husband, her job is her life. She is going to be found dead in her cube and the police are going to rule her death a D.L.W.C. (Died Lonely With Cats)
D.L.W.C. by the_coyote June 30, 2011
Related Words
D-LOW d-loc D.L.H d lar D-line D-lip d-lish d'laney D-Lay D'Leah
Divisive Little Cunt.

A term of endearment given thoughtfully and generously to the leader of the ACT party of New Zealand, Mr David Breen Seymour.

Whose coalition government is driving a racial wedge into the country.
Trevor - “That poli Seymour is a bit of a shit stirrer
Blue - “Tell me about it, I’ve never seen such a D.L.C.”
D.L.C. by Dammax February 3, 2024
Bob: “Jeez Dave is total D.L.C”
Simon “What’s a D.L.C.?”
Bob: “Divisive Little Cunt
d.l.c by Dammax February 5, 2024

D.L.S. Party 

Also known as the dirty little secret party, is a party in which an individual is invited to without knowing he is going to be fucked over (either literally or figuratively).
I really hope this isn’t some sort of D.L.S. party
D.L.S. Party by David Durrow February 3, 2025

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm
Y'all Don’t Look Right together

When you see your ex with someone new
Tory: I see you with your new man
Angie: yeah he better than you
Tory: Y.D.L.R. Together your mine forever
Y.D.L.R by Savi_MD March 21, 2021