Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley 

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

Curly Susan 

the act of twirling the long curly pubes of a woman's bush (pelvic region or gutch) on one's finger while eating the box

Dude, my girl just takes so long to cum sometimes when I'm eating the box that I end up giving her a Curly Susan just to pass the time.

Curly Susan by NatiVerdoRican December 20, 2013

Curly Shuffle 

A 1984 novelty song by Jump 'n The Saddle Band as a tribute to comedy legend Curly Howard.

Everybody wants to do the Curly Shuffle tonight.

Curly Shuffle by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

curly squirrel 

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.

Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!

curly squirrel by cj9617 June 3, 2016

Curly Susan 

A fairly new sex trick made popular by T.I. and his nigs from
the ATL, when you slit the hoes back during sex prior to ejaculation and then pull out and bust a nut in her kidney. Usually causing excruciating pain during the next urinary cycle. It has been described as the equiviant of sticky-icky kidney stones.

My bitch was on the toilet three straight hours today. That ho must have gone out with P-Migs and Weezy baby and gotten a Curly Susan in both ah her black Kidneys.

Curly Susan by Johnny Lizottey September 7, 2008

short n' curly surprise 

when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes

Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!

short n' curly surprise by Ricksore September 28, 2008

Curly Short Ones 

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

Curly Short Ones by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018