Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.

My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.

Self Cuntious by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Contagious Magic 

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.

Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.

Contagious Magic by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

cuntagious 

A known cunt that effects those around him/her causing them to become cunts ie a contagious cunt.

I was fine until cuntagious cunt Des came over and got me in cuntish form.

cuntagious by Dave Gal May 15, 2006

Contagious Yawn 

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

Contagious Yawn by Trevor May 10, 2004

Cuntagious 

A vagina that is unappealing(smelly, dirty, ugly, etc.) or contaminated with an STD.
cunt

Man Samantha's pussy is Cuntagious

Cuntagious by Hai January 6, 2005

cuntulous-skankasaurus 

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.

niffer cuntulous-skankasaurus

cuntulous-skankasaurus by yasnoozeyalose July 30, 2010

Contagious diabetes 

I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now

You need to get a shot to prevent contagious diabetes.

Contagious diabetes by Ryk ifier May 30, 2019