shorty crunk 

Nothing.
Random Shit.
Means Nothing.
Noone should ever say it.
Two words that have nothing to do with anything.

whooo i love shorty crunk<3

shorty crunk by everyguy who knows those girls January 8, 2005

shorty crunk 

1. man dis jus a buncha mo fo-kin tricks who get it crunk(pst) on da mo fo-in weekend. lil kids get crunk-er den dem on da mo-fo-in weekends drankin apple juice
2. something
said all the time
3. leader--> cooner she eats em...
4.peace

titty mick tit fuck: man dat shorty crunk shol is a buncha doped up crack whores
Made love to your mom lastnight: sheeeeeut i kno mo fo

shorty crunk by Marius B., lil nigga, mandingo May 2, 2005

Dirrty South Church of Crunk 

A new religion where one worships every Friday and Saturday night. Churches have been replaced by clubs, God by Lil Jon, and Jesus by Luda.

Hey T-ray I hear ya just converted to the Dirrty South Church of Crunk. Hows that workin fer ya.

Shit nigga I finally found God and he's livin in ATL

Dirrty South Church of Crunk by Mow-ree April 19, 2004

Stationary Crunk 

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

Stationary Crunk by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

shorrty crunk

Nothing.
Random Shit.
Means Nothing.
Noone should ever say it.

Whooo I love shorty crunk?

shorrty crunk by everyguy who knows those girls January 7, 2005

splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

splunk muff crunk by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013

shorty crunk 

the greatest group of 9 girls ever to walk bghs's halls

aa.ab.ar.ka.kc.kv.lg.ms.ss

shorty crunk by suck it boys February 17, 2005