The Crucifix 

An advanced masturbation technique where the individual sticks his penis in a pre-made hole on the dominant hand (both hands work as well, especially if the individual is ambidextrous)

Man 1: Dude! Did you see Tom last night?

Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!

The Crucifix by ParentalWarning July 25, 2016

The Crucifix 

When you are fucking some chik then u stick a cross in their ass while u are fucking them!

I just Crucified my mom!

The Crucifix by Jesse R. and Ben May 27, 2004

the crucifix 

A menthol cigarette with a joint through the middle that forms a cross.

Hey man, lets smoke the crucifix.

the crucifix by kicker781 April 15, 2009

Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.

Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.

Russian Crucifix by DaEif January 8, 2016

The crucifix 

When a male/ female is giving a blow job, 2 hand jobs (one with each hand) and taking it up the rear all at the same time so they are spread out in the shape of a cross.

Jimbo spicebag and the boys got that girl in the crucifix last night at storm for a half gram.

The crucifix by Donnathan Dohnuts December 27, 2020

Crucifixion 

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.

The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Crucifixion by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021