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Nelson crandella

A creature best known for its curly locks,juicy fangs,small toe like clubbed thumbs,long pokey overhanged nose that is like a baby shark and long spindley portable legs

Also known as Crandell,cranny or crabby you can find this mysterious creature doing the notorious butt slap or broom stick dancing all around the area
Look over there its Nelson crandella doing the butt slap,that butt slap turns me on,id like to put my slap in her butt
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Craneflying 

The act of sneaking up on an unexpecting sleeping person, of any sex, whose mouth is open whilst they sleep; and proceeding to slowly dangle ones penis into said sleeping persons mouth.

For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
Jazeem wanted some fun. He was listening to the Alton Towers theme tune so decided to go craneflying.

Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.

Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
Craneflying by Dan Patten October 18, 2006
Related Words
Craned craned a bitch Crane cranked Crandall crazed caned crandle Crandy crand
The state a person enters after they have already been acting crazy.
That bitch been acting crazy for weeks. Now she just a crazed ho.
Crazed by ItsNewmanBitch July 7, 2010

crazed out

Something cool that is so crazy it’s out of this world. Typically used to describe video games and lightsaber fights
That Mario Kart 8 race was crazed out.

sex-crazed 

to be extremely interested in sex; to desire sexual intercourse uncontrollably.
"That guy wouldn't shut up about that girl last night. He's sex-crazed!"
sex-crazed by ally01 December 29, 2007

cratedigger 

1) A Disc Jockey with a very large collection of records (crates of vinyl)

2) A type of music that uses large numbers of obscure samples and breaks from old recordings.
DJ Shadow's album Endtroducing was made in true cratedigger style.
cratedigger by bhny September 25, 2006

crazed tits 

a girl who cant calm there tits
Britney wont calm her crazed tits
crazed tits by boield April 23, 2019