crackle pop 

a witty retort mocking someone who says "oh, snap!"

You're momma's so fat, they have an urban dictionary entry about it.

Oh, Snap!

Crackle Pop!

crackle pop by pwns3524 May 13, 2010

Crackle Bugs 

Any beetle that clicks, crackles and sounds like Rice Crispies if you pick it up or touch it. Found in abundance in Florida near Disney world.
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).

I was walking down the sidewalk and there were crackle bugs everywhere.

Crackle Bugs by Kev1969 September 26, 2017

Crackle spackle 

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

Crackle spackle by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015

crackle tit 

When a woman's boobs are ashy.

Man ashley has some crackle tits she needs some lotion.

crackle tit by Casper15 November 17, 2013

Crackle Back 

When you jiz on a girls back, she rubs it in and lets it dry, then arches her back making the jiz "crackle"

"I jizzed all over this girls back and she rubbed it in like a porn star! When she went to get up I heard the dried spooey crackle across her back like a bunch of fire works! What a Crackle Back!

Crackle Back by BD5* March 7, 2012

crackle and cuddle 

Crackle And Cuddle

When you watch free movies on Crackle and cuddle.

Girl: Netflix and Chill?
Guy: Nah lets Crackle and Cuddle.

crackle and cuddle by Jell0_ June 14, 2016

Crackle Frack 

A person who loves Christmas crackers to much

Barry is such a crackle frack he loves the things

Crackle Frack by Uno Ace Cards December 29, 2019