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Coors Light 

The nastiest s*** you'll drink it taste like salt
My Coors Light taste like a horse eating salt Cube

Coors Light Thermometer 

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

Coors Light Challenge 

Commonly abbreviated as CLC, the Coors Light Challenge is the extravagant and sophisticated act of determining how many Coors Light are required to drive one to the point of inebriation, in a predetermined time interval. This is usually followed by making bad "mistakes" with your best guy friends and repeatedly trying to cop a feel of your best girl friends. Many have attempted the CLC but few have succeeded as most adventurous individuals eventually become diagnosed with a condition known as hyperaquaitis, or the state of an excess of water in the blood stream.
Bro #1: Buddy we should defs do the CLC this weekend bro.
Bro #2: Bro no way, that is off the hook like Brose Canseco hitting touchdowns left and right!!

Hot Chick: Omg Cecillia do you see those guys doing the Coors Light Challenge?? I like can't believe it, they're sooo hot.
Slightly Less Hot Chick: Like omgg I want to let them run a train on me sooooooo bad.

Coors Light Challenge 

Commonly abbreviated CLC, the Coors Light Challenge is the act of purchasing multiple flats of Coors Light and determining the amount required for inebriation, leading to bouts of drunken laughter, bad "mistakes" with your best guy friends and "accidentally" copping a feel of your best girl friends. Many attempt the CLC, but few actually complete it, as it takes so many of these "beers" to get drunk, the participant dies of hyperaquaitis, a condition that describes too much water in one's body.
Bro 1: Bro, do you wanna pick up a couple of flats and do the CLC this weekend?
Bro 2: Oh you know it, I'll hit those up like Brose Canseco
Bro 1: Let's make out.

Hot chick: Can you believe those guys are doing the Coors Light Challenge? They're sooooooo brave.
Slightly less hot chick: Like oh my God I know!! I just want them to do things to me, like right now.

Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.
Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.
Coors Light Virus by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020