Cornerism 

The ideology that any shape with corners are superior above all. It is the complete opposite ideology of its counterpart Circularism

"Shut ur fucking mouths! Today we are learning about Cornerism"

"The war of the two ideals, Cornerism and Circularism

Cornerism by Sir Curvalot November 4, 2018

Coomers Law 

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

Coomers Law by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Connerism  

A technique that involves a player in the game franchise Smash Bros. to stand aimlessly in a space where there is little or no activity, while other players battle in a differnt area of the stage. Often this technique os followed up with either long range attacks, collecting items for "cheap" purposes, or waiting for a smash ball to appear to be used (preferablly by Pitt).

1.- Dude you pulled a great conner just then. The way you don't fight and win is amazing.
2.- Aw the conor didn't work. lost. I forgot the connor stance only works 70% of the time.
3.- Conner to the max.
4.- The only thing comparable to pulling a conner are bitch tactics.
5. Connerism is a martial art. It is the equivalent of Tai Chi in Smash.
6. Conner is a genius. Connerism is the greatest discovery in videogames since Samus Arans sexual revelation.
7.- Conner Murphy is the greatest black American sine Fredrick Douglas.

Connerism by The Greek (AU) January 20, 2009

cootersmack 

the act of two or more women rubbing their pussies together

yo mane look at those bitches cootersmackin, its hot

cootersmack by ihateniggas July 26, 2007

Coomers Law 

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

Coomers Law by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Bump Coomers 

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.

After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.

Bump Coomers by crackheadnick June 11, 2006

cornerism 

The observation of people placing furniture or any item on angles in corners.

What fine cornerism. They way they put the cage in one corner and a fish tank in the other. What beautiful angles they used.

cornerism by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017