Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

congratulations you played yourself 

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

congratulations you played yourself by Gerrison November 27, 2016

Congratulations Combo 

A sentence that includes a combination of terms coined from Chris D’Elia’s Congratulations Podcast that is typically utilized in a situation where someone has been an ultimate cuda (see y’cuda definition) and are deserving of knowing so in the highest degree possible.

You can have a gender reveal party all you want!! Now, y’cuda, s’free’cunsh all day long, but turn ‘round...guh gunk. Change it. I just hit you with the congratulations combo dude.

Congratulations Combo by atruebaby November 3, 2017

CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND ME 

MAYBE OR MAYBE NOT I LITTLE SPONGE AND TRY ANOTHER ONE?

THIS IS NOT AN ARG. MAYBE IT IS. MAYBE I AM LYING.

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YOU FOUND IT. CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND ME.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND ME by anonymous June 8, 2022

Congratulations, you won! 

The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.

At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.

Congratulations, you won!! Click here to claim a free iPhone 14!

Congratulations, you won! by Ima Linguist February 21, 2023

congratulations tip 

Giving a proportionally larger tip to attractive waiters or waitresses

1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.

congratulations tip by The-Enigmatic-One November 7, 2010

Congratulations Nation

A statement of mock praise. A sarcastic compliment. Recognition of an achievement that was easily accomplished.

Congratulations nation on passing your accounting class, everyone student in the class was given a passing grade. Beating the lowly Detroit Lions in 2008 could be considered a congratulations nation NFL victory.

Congratulations Nation by Bobby Jigz July 8, 2009