confustigate 

the act of masturbating for so long that you become confused.

Bill: why does jack look high?
Steve: he prolly likes to confustigate since his girl left him.

confustigate by jdizzlemayne August 5, 2011

confastacated

To confuse someone to the point they cant be confused any more

"you confastacated me" , "He was so confastacated"

confastacated by Cameron Penna September 5, 2005

Confustication

The particular combination of consternation and confusion produced when one asks a painful or awkward question that nobody wants to answer.

I am sorry for the confustication caused by my questions, I don't mean to offend.

Confustication by Barrysuperhawk May 5, 2017

Conflustricate

Conflustricate - Verb
Conflustricated - Noun

To be so confused that neural signals no longer function and speech is scrambled.

Guy 1 : "I cant believe that the seventh sixth of the first half became the first sixth of the second half so easily..."
Guy 2 : "Now you're just trying to conflustricate me..."

Conflustricate by J Connell January 25, 2004

confusilated 

confused or lost in the moment or just not making much sense

a confusilated mindset known basically throughout the african american population

confusilated by nique590 November 13, 2011

confuplicated

A word used to describe a person who is both confusing and complicated .

The state of a person when they have many personal issues that leave an air of mystery and confusion among people who they interact with.

The man who carries a heavy heart and a busy mind is confuplicated - and is to others confuplicating.

A man of mystery is a confuplicated man.

When a fact or idea is hard to grasp, or leaves you at two minds, it is rather confuplicating.

A modern caveman would be very confuplicated .

That man is so mysterious ... so confuplicating.

confuplicated by jinxie January 17, 2013

Confuscate 

Not to be confused with confiscate, this word is used to describe those individuals who just don't get it.

Chris - Dude! Andy was so confuscated when I started talking about the tenets of Randian philosophy.

John - You're talking about the Wheel of Time series, right?

Confuscate by Impish Mortal February 6, 2010