Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

colonel stripes 

Stripes of faecaes / shit left on a forearm from a progressively deeper ass fisting session

That guy really took it in the ass, look st my colonel stripes!

colonel stripes by Shatwood May 19, 2017

Colonel Paddy 

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II

Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.

Colonel Paddy by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

cologneranger 

Someone who wears entirely too much cologne.

I could smell that cologneranger from 15 feet away.

cologneranger by Cologne Ranger June 16, 2007

colonel h stinkmeaner 

the baddest motherfucker hell had ever seen

he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga

colonel h stinkmeaner by QUANDALE DINGLE November 11, 2022

Colón (Pronounced Cologne) 

Colón is a sea port on the Caribbean Sea coast of Panama. The city lies near the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal. It is capital of Panama's Colón Province and has traditionally been known as Panama's second city. Colón was traditionally located entirely on Manzanillo Island, surrounded by Limon Bay, Manzanillo Bay and the Folks River. Since the disestablishment of the Canal Zone, the city's limits have been redefined to include the former Canal Zone towns of Cristobal, Rainbow City, Margarita, and Coco Solo, as well as the former U.S. Army base of Fort Gulick. Also, is found to be a last name. (Not to be mispronounced & mistaked for the human organ)

"There's a Movie Theater in El Paso, TX Called Colón (Pronounced Cologne)!"

Colón (Pronounced Cologne) by me1980 February 6, 2010

Colonelingus 

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

Colonelingus by Dead launch February 6, 2021