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korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
korean coincidence by enderkin June 28, 2008
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Fuck Coincidence 

The word made famous by a Dundalk man. It means what it says. Fuck coincidence. There is no such thing
When the wife told the husband that it was just a coincidence that whenever she goes out with her work bf her phone always loses signal and has no undies. The husband replied "Fuck Coincidence"

covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.
Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll
covincidence by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022

Coincidence 

A compartmentalized serendipity formed by an underlying synchronicity.
Coincidence is formed by the underlying universal synchronicity of the Law of Attraction.
Coincidence by Daniel Lee Perez August 6, 2008

gay coincidence 

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.
(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.
gay coincidence by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013

There is no such thing as a coincidence 

A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.

Coincidency 

The act of demented occurrences that have no connection what so ever.
Him: Wow, we were wearing shirt today
Bus Driver: Omg, We Do!
Him: What a crazy coincidency!