Coincidunce 

When a situation that is a chance occurrence , happens and is both coincidental as well one that makes you feel or, could make you look like a person that is less than intelligent.

I went to get a coffee and the intimidating and nice seeming barista that I've been trying to find a way to be friends with was working. I finally got the order spoken correctly except, for the last part when I told him to make it full. He gave me a confused look and then said, "Did you just tell me to make it fool?" Either I didn't say clear enough or he heard wrong. What a Coincidunce! I felt silly.

Coincidunce by Xsavior O. December 26, 2010

korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.

Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.

korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008

coincidencialism 

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.

coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.

coincidencialism by coincidencial man October 2, 2009

Coincidance 

When you and someone else are doing the same dance in the same place at the same time without knowing it

Wow, we were doing the same dance at the same time without knowing it. What a coincidance!

Coincidance by theyogiguy June 28, 2018

baked coincidence 

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

baked coincidence by benny the baker April 2, 2009

Coincidexcellence 

When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.

"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence

Coincidexcellence by Shiftus Maximus October 20, 2008

There is no such thing as a coincidence 

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

There is no such thing as a coincidence by trademarks July 6, 2021