Cocktail

A beverage consisting of hard alcohol and typically a mixer. So named because of the hope that enough of them will allow men to put their cocks in another's tail.

Husband: Honey, it's my birthday. How about some anal tonight?
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.

Cocktail by Minionite December 20, 2016

CockTail

Derived from Cock (male genitalia) and Tail (referring to females) and the general meaning of mixing when the word cocktail is involved.

1) CockTail being a male and a female couple. They can be romantically involved, or sexually, or both.
Though usually having a purely sexual meaning, the two can be in a platonic relationship.

2) Can also refer to one person's significant other.

In either of these situations, it can be labelled 'drinking' one's cocktail.

1) Dude, my brother's in a cocktail. They're so loud!
OR
1) Dude, my brother drinks a cocktail now, they're so loud!

2) Suzy was talking to her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
2) Suzy was drinking her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!

CockTail by Thoor Tayret March 11, 2011

cocktail

An animal or person with a cock as a tail.

p1: Ha! That dog had such a long cocktail!
p2: yeah! so did that chick!

cocktail by Jack Burlayer December 28, 2005

cocktail

A joint containing 50% marijuana and 50% hasch.

I got a nice cocktail to smoke.

cocktail by thakandymahn August 28, 2006

Cocktail

term interchangeable with assfucking. Means the same as buttfuck. Literally, cock in tail.

Wanna cocktail?.............................

Cocktail by Fingers McKillJoy December 25, 2006

cocktail

n. 1. A couple in which the male (usually a douchebag) uses the female, who is typically a piece of ass, to show off. This sort of couple is usually seen at parties or large events involving "big shots" and the media

n. 2. a delicious alcoholic beverage

Look at that cocktail over there. That guy's a douche... though is girlfriend is fine as hell.

cocktail by Cole rules! January 3, 2007

Cocktail

A phrase generally shouted as warcry while hitting someone over the head when he is not looking with any object intended as a weapon.

James just cocktailed that fool over the head with the his nightstick.

"COCKTAIL!!!"

see, Donkey punched.

Cocktail by Mr. Sanchez June 10, 2004