cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014

cock jockey 

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.

No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.

cock jockey by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

cockjock 

A person that rides a cock, like a horse.

A person name Guy that rides another persons cock like he would ride a horse.

cockjock by Mr.fuktook November 4, 2003

cock jockey 

Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.

cock jockey by Kryt February 4, 2003

cockpocket 

the vagina serves as a pocket of sorts to put your penis and fluids inside to store

let me just put my penis in this cockpocket, then we'll go get a bite.

cockpocket by cadallons January 21, 2011