Alto Clef 

He’s from the SCP foundation and I love him sososo much!! He’s super badass and he deserves the fucking world, unlike his ex or whatever.. fucking bitch…. :/ like seriously he deserves more than that ho.. I wanna give him a giant painting of squidward (I dunno 😭) and hug him and then play ukulele with him. :3

“Stop talking about Alto Clef!! >:(“- no one ever

“ BUT HES BEAUTIFUL AND COOL?!?!”- me

Alto Clef by SillyCaterpillar January 2, 2025

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Cleftal Horizon by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

Clefoi 

Adjective

Something seemingly elegant but truly is just basic.

Drinking seltzers in a champagne flute is so clefoi.

Wearing a white t-shirt at a cocktail party is so clefoi.

Clefoi by Wong Ping December 22, 2021

intergluteal cleft 

Intergluteal Cleft is the technical term for butt crack. It is located in the two inches just below where the buttocks connects with the lower back. Many times the Intergluteal Cleft can be exposed by people bending over while wearing low cut, miss fitting jeans.

While bending over to pick up his tools, the plumber exposed his intergluteal cleft. He really should look in to getting that waxed.

intergluteal cleft by IamTheNight December 5, 2014

Cleft Lip and Palate 

A congenital deformity in which a child is born with a hole in the roof of their mouth. This could be unilateral or bilateral; one hole or two holes. This deformity is usually corrected at birth and throughout childhood/adolesence. This deformity effects a child's psychological well being as well as physical. So... be nice.

I was born with a unilateral cleft lip and palate.. and no I am not retarded.

Cleft Lip and Palate by Proud Cleftie February 27, 2011

anal cleft 

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

anal cleft by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009

clefty 

Used to address an individual who is exhibiting the characteristics of a cleft.

Oi, Clefty.
That's a bit Clefty.

clefty by DJ Ofetsu April 12, 2006