churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.

“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.

churning butter by tenesmus September 11, 2016

Churning Up Pollution 

Having horrible coughing fits and spitting up a lot, thus contaminating whatever is in the way.

He was churning up a lot of pollution so I moved back a few yards.

Churning Up Pollution by The Midwestrn Soldier February 14, 2005

Churning Butter

When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.

After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.

Churning Butter by William W. March 13, 2007

churning chunky peanut butter 

While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.

I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!

churning chunky peanut butter by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

churning the cream 

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.

"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."

churning the cream by Meghan Brooks October 23, 2005

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

churning the man butter by j.h.520 June 24, 2008

Churning the Dooky Butter 

The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea

"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"

Churning the Dooky Butter by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014