Chrons are the SI unit for level of being intoxitaced by THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol) where 50 chrons leads to passing into an unconscious or incohearent state, and 100 chrons leading to death. 100 chrons being roughly the equivalent of a quarter pound of marijuana consumed in 2 hours by one person.
stonner:
Yo Nick, whats gonna be the SI units for 'being stonned'? I'm going to lable the highness graph "something vs. time" and put it on the side of Asteroth**.
hippy:
... (pause in deep contemplation)... Chrons
stonner:
Yeah, like spelled "C-H" or with a "K"
hippy:
well, definitely "C-H" 'cuz its like 'chronic'.
**Asteroth: a massive bubbling gravity /waterfall bong (massive)
The Chronstitution is a Constitution for Marijuana Smokers. It is a document written by smokers for smokers.
The Chronstitution is a democratic document created through voting on www.thechronstitution.com
The Chronstitution has legislative branches just like the United States and most other democratic nations of the world.
There are democratically elected positions available on the Chronstitutional Court, for the Chronstitution President, and Chronstitution Vice President.
The Chronstitution can be found at http://www.thechronstitution.com
Dude, Amendment IV. of the Chronstitution says that I have the right to paranoia, now tell me what you have on you.