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Chocolate vanilla swirl 

A white bitch 69’ing a black guy and rolling off the bed
“Remember Sara, yeah she just got caught giving Harold a chocolate vanilla swirl”

Chocolate-Vanilla Swirl 

A condition that occurs during anal sex in which post-ejaculation, the male seed mixes with fecal matter, producing a sticky, salty purée. See chocolate cum smoothie, three musketeers surprise, or anal fondue.
My partner and I love splitting a chocolate-vanilla swirl after a nice Mexican dinner.

All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

The act of taking a shit and freezing it in with someone else's vanilla ice cream
God dammit he got us again with his All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean
Hey, i heard that John had a Chocolate Vanilla Swirl last night with his girlfriend.

Chocolate vanilla swirl 

The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl 

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
Nice!”