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In ancient times, people would often tell stories of the alpha predator that roamed the prehistoric world. They said that it had a schlong that could melt steel beams, and controlled all the memes. They know this beast as "Casimer"............
" Man, I wish I had a schlong like Casimer................................ maybe the memes too"
Casimer by Darkheart323 August 21, 2016

Cashmere sweater 

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

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cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day
craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!
Cashmere sweater by brave31 December 18, 2010

Cashmere High School 

A dogshit school in Christchurch that teach a bunch of fat retards with no fucking friends. 98% of students are crackheads who beg for canteen money coz they got the munchies.
Shout a snake g
Cones at Cashmere High School later ?
Cashmere High School by fukk_kunt September 5, 2019
Verb: to terminate a person from a position of employment; an action usually carried out by whatever person is in immediate authority.
Due to Karen's repeated tardiness over more than 60 days, her supervisor Beth had no alternative but to cashier her.
cashier by speedog July 18, 2010
SOMEONE WHO SLIDES ITEMS BY THE BARCODE ACROSS A SCANNER FOR A CUSTOMER
The cashier at that store was very friendly.
CASHIER by mandalouise August 8, 2008

Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.
Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!