A 30something to 50something man of modest to respectableaccomplishment who lands an attractive but no longer hot
female.She's either been buried in her own professional accomplishments and finally looked up to find those men she
competes with are only interested in "young n'tight"...Or she's badly overplayed her hand and now finds that the trips to Tahiti and leased Benzos are'nt part of the picture anymore at that 30something range.In steps the CADDY.To him-she's quite a catch.To her-he will just have to do."Here...hold my purse while I try these shoes on."
CHICK:"Alberto!...how nice to see you!(hug)Hope everything is
well."
CADDY:"Who was that?"
CHICK:"Just a dear friend from my investment banking days in
New York.Don't forget my shopping bags."
An addition to the popular car game, in which if a cadillac is seen whoever sees it first gets to slap a surrounding passengeryelling "Caddy-whack."
Maria:(sees a PT Cruiser and yells) "cruiser bruiser!" (punching her passenger.)
Jesus:(sees a station wagon with wood detailing and yells) "Woodie!" (slaps Maria back)
Maria: (sees a cadillac and clocks Jesus while yelling) "Caddy Whack BITCH!"