Covid-19 

Something I am sick of hearing because I hear it on a daily basis

News: So apparantly the virus called Covid-19 is going to-
Me: *dies*

Covid-19 by Aura Lunar uwu September 13, 2020

COVID-19 

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

COVID-19 by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

COVID-19 

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

COVID-19 by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

COVID-19 

COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing

dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks

COVID-19 by okamipad November 27, 2020

Covid-19 

Corona virus is a virus that makes people become Zombies and rush to the stores to buy toilet paper. the reason why people buy a lot of toilet paper is unknown some people even steal hand-sanitizer from the hospitals. When a diarrhea virus becomes a big thing people are gonna start buying nose spray like WTH.

i got covid-19 but im rushing to stores to buy toilet paper

Covid-19 by FranklyRabbit April 4, 2020

Covid-19 

A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.

I sure hope the government will give us back our freedom once the Covid-19 is gone!

Covid-19 by montag123 March 25, 2021

COVID-19 

a pain in the ass

COVID-19: hi guys, my job is to kill you

COVID-19 by guy who likes to go camping June 3, 2022