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Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.
"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"
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heteroromantic bisexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to both sexes but romantically attracted to only the opposite sex
George wants to have sex with John and not start a relationship with him. He also wants to have sex with Alice but he also wants to start a relationship with her, because he is heteroromantic bisexual.

The Bisexual Bob 

The bob or "lob" all bisexual girls seem to have.
"how do you know she's bi?"

"dude it's obvious, look at her hair. she has the bisexual bob"
The Bisexual Bob by sealfish November 17, 2017

Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos
Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.
Disaster Bisexual by PustCrunk March 23, 2021

bisexual 

Someone who loves guys and girls. Not a confused hetrosexual and not a confused homosexual. Not sex hungry.
Have to prove they aren't more likely to cheat on their partner with someone else just because they are attracted to the same sex.
I liked Karen last April, but this December I like David. I am bisexual.
bisexual by reggaemuffin25 March 3, 2015

Chapstick Bisexual 

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.
#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.
Chapstick Bisexual by OliveOyle November 16, 2017

Performative Bisexuality 

Carrying out homosexual acts in front of an audience with the sole intention of attracting a heterosexual partner.
I know Rosie kissed Molly last night but it’s only performative bisexuality because Ben was watching ...