bumholio 

Forsooth, in pass'ed times, when derivations and defamations were thrice socially acceptable, ye olde opus, by the Lauret, William Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet spake forth of great silliness. Among this tome's mighty characters was one Benvolio.
Thus, 13-year-olds in England were forc'ed to read of his stupidity and demise as part of their schooling, and thence cameth the childish and generally un-funny slur, 'Bumholio'.
Comic genius it aint. Aye me.

Kid: I hate Shakespeare. Miss, why do we have to read this? It's nonsense!
Teacher: STFU, Bumholio.

bumholio by Phil Bool October 11, 2006

bumholio 

a comical word for anus or arse, used as an insult... not a very good one either.

1."why did you do that?", "meh", "bumholio!"

2."You bumholio!"

bumholio by Steve Richards October 15, 2003

bummeling 

To wander aimlessly around with intent. traveling
root: German to bummeln.

Bummeling Eastern Europe
Bummeling Egypt and Israel
Bummeling from Florida to Alaska (via Canada...NOT!)

bummeling by Rik again June 11, 2006

bumholien 

A bumholien is someone who behaves in a very bum-like way. Bumholien is a way to describe someone who just pushes your buttons in a way that makes you wanna explode like a volcano. Bumholien's are your everyday people who just PISS YOU OFF
It is pronounced: bum-hole-eee-en

"Maya was being such a bumholien to me today"

bumholien by grobatron October 10, 2021

bumbling 

a state of confusion a person enters when they come face to face with greatness; also occurs when meeting a celebrity.

Jadah walks into the Pub and sits at the bar.
Jadah says, "May I have a screwdriver?"
The bumbling bartender is noticibly shaken by her surreal beauty. And reaches under the bar then hands her a phillips head. "It's on the house."

bumbling by Jadah February 5, 2005

Bumplings 

Small, fluffy brown bum nuggets found floating on top of a poo stew.

Crap, don't go in there, they're serving poo stew and bumplings today!

Bumplings by JohnnyN July 1, 2012

Bumpeling 

When a thump or popping occurs in or on your body

My ear is bumpeling.

Bumpeling by Bumpeling word owner May 3, 2018