pokey bum wank 

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.

What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.

pokey bum wank by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

fudgie bum wank 

A wank performed in a standing position whilst inserting your thumb into your ass

i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"

fudgie bum wank by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009

Soapy Finger Bum Wank 

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

Soapy Finger Bum Wank by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

Pokey Bum Wank 

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.

Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.

Pokey Bum Wank by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009

soapy pokey bum wank 

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

soapy pokey bum wank by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

Finger Bum Wank by J-Boner! October 9, 2008

Thummy Bum Wank 

Getting a girl to put their thumb up your bum while she tosses you off

Thummy Bum Wank............... Ahh babe... put it in there, but make sure you keep your rhythm

Thummy Bum Wank by Nizzlebizzlenizzle August 23, 2011