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god bothering 

The general completion of any activity related to religion. Church or other Holy site visiting, reading bibles or other sacred texts, door to door recruiting of followers, praying, inciting others to receive religion. Refers to the fact that any supreme being is probably fed up of the constant stream of followers craving his or her attention at all hours of the day and night.
Its Sunday, see them all rushing to the church for a bit of god bothering?


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bowering 

An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy
"You are such a Bowering"
bowering by Stevo September 4, 2016
The act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
Two (or more) guys rubbing their penises against each other.
"Did you guys fuck last night?"
"No, we spent most of the time bonering."
"Awesome!"
bonering by jdandy January 19, 2010

Bostering 

Verb. When a person is both bothering you and bossing you around they are said to be bostering.

The word is derived from the contraction of these two characteristics. Originally used as a mode by which attractive, cute women could steal an extra half hour in bed.
M: You need to get out of bed right now!
L: Stop bostering me... *roll over* *snore*
Bostering by MCBW June 3, 2012

Bowserist 

An adherent of Bowserism. One who follows principles that are common in most religious and philosophical doctrine. Practicing personal dictates that value mutual respect and appreciation between people and exudes love towards life itself.
I think she is a Bowserist. She's always positive.
Bowserist by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007

Bordering on bragadocious 

This is a less rude, subtle approach to curb someones bragadocious behaviour during conversation. It limits the chance of copping a smack in the grill from the offending party.
Hey wigga, i know your missus is a pornstar and your best mate is the lead singer of N'Sync but im sorry unfrotunately i think you might be bordering on bragadocious.
noun. the action of getting a boner. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.
Dude! Check out that fine ass over there maan, I think I'm bonering!
bonering by FatalError March 10, 2004