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humphrey bogarting 

A snazzier version of "beaugarding."

To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
Related Words

boratism 

the cherry-picking and presentation of allegedly amusing examples of members of a particular group acting stupid, especially when collected by means of "man on the street" interviews, having the effect of reinforcing stereotypes, provoking riducule and/or raising feelings of alarm toward the target group.
In "Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan", we see Boratism at it's height: the manufactured portrayal of a nation as a collection of idiots.
boratism by Kirtley August 1, 2008
Borgarting - Having Something And Not doing anything with it

Example - Joints , Friendship Etc . . .
Craig - Here Get a Blow Of This

Several Minutes Later . . .

Craig - Bogarting !!!

Rob - Shit ( takes Several Continuosly Large Pulls )

Craig - Now Stop Bogarting The Friendship And Pass It Over Here
Bogarting by Aka12345 July 5, 2010

Boganism 

A boganism is a word, or phrase used by a bogan to produce a maximum impact description of a person.
Some examples of word-boganisms are:

Slurry
sluzzdogga

Some examples of phrase boganisms are:

Jo is lower than a snake's Belly
Armostrong is slimier than an eel's arse
J.A. is a sluzzdogga
Boganism by nonturbo_brian September 18, 2009
Moving to the front of a lane of traffic that is merging in an attempt to bypass the normal merge and get ahead of several cars.
Tighten up! Don’t let him over! He’s trying to Bogart his way in!

Look at that semi-truck blocking both lanes to stop people from Bogarting!
Bogarting by Sarsipius July 21, 2018
With reference to iconic actor Humphrey Bogart, Bogarting is the act in which a person talks whilst performing a blow job, much like Bogart did as he smoked cigars.
Tom: Dude how was last night?
Jerry: It was awesome, Sarah started (bogarting) me, we discussed politics and possible solutions to the problem in the Middle East.
Bogarting by Lando_Fett December 4, 2010