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screwed, blued and tattooed 

The process of becoming a full-fledged sailor -- have sex before going off to sea, get dressed in a navy uniform and then you get a tattoo.

I use it to describe my summer...Got laid, got drunk, got ink done.
This summer I got screwed, blued and tattooed.

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.
How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

cool_blued 

cool_blued by Millyinnit November 16, 2021

bonnie blued 

The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.
"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"
bonnie blued by ts-pmo May 11, 2025

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn
Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT