Blorp 

A feeling when you don't really know what to do while on a call with friends.

I felt blorp on that call yesterday.

Blorp by FlingYourself January 16, 2021

Blorp 

To be confused.

I feel very Blorp.

Blorp by Do.9638 January 27, 2024

Blorp 

In 1985 I started making the sound "blorp" to emphasize the presence of an obese person.

I would pocket air in both cheeks with my mouth closed, and force a hard 'B' out of my mouth, popping my lips, at the beginning of the word, and forcing a hard 'P' at the end of the word 'blorp'.

I am unaware of any use of this word before 1985. So, I consider this, the primary definition of the word 'blorp'.

Blorp would be used when an obese person sits down, near you, walks by you, or is even just standing by you. No other words are needed. Just:

"BLORP"

Blorp by Darke_Raine September 9, 2024

blorp 

A better and more sophisticated way to say bitch or hoe. Blorp is singular and Blorps/Blorpies is plural

Timmy: Yo man! I got HELLA blorps!!!
Joe: Ay that's my man, pulling hella blorpies

blorp by anti-shit sniffer person July 30, 2024

blinko blorp 

a slur for aliens

person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps

blinko blorp by ilovemycup45 September 4, 2022

Bleep Blorp

A sound made by horny extraterrestrials just before analy probing a human test subject

ahhhh my asshole what the fuck does Bleep Blorp mean

Bleep Blorp by Thomas Braganza May 13, 2025

bloopyaya 

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

bloopyaya by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022