blizzard 

1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).

Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.

"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"

blizzard by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005

Blizzard 

A Warcraft III spell used by the human hero "Arch Mage".

I hope that AM doesnt cast blizzard on my mass archers!

Blizzard by www.eternalsoldiers.net July 26, 2003

Blizzard 

Performing oral sex on a male or female with an ice cube in your mouth.

Suzie decided to give Petey a blizzard last night after his team lost.

Blizzard by Fresh Money April 11, 2010

blizzard 

A lot of cocaine, typically over a quarter ounce (two eight balls).

Let's roll out to Calvin's pad, I hear there is going to be a blizzard sweeping through the place.

blizzard by MofoSam June 9, 2003

Blizzard 

1.A very strong storm.
2.What your homie says to you when he's blowed and has been listening to too many Snoop Dogg albums.

1."An storm involving mass amounts of snow is coming this way, fellas"!
2."Yo dawg, I am blizzard like a lizard!" - Snoop Dogg listening friend who is currently blowed

Blizzard by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Blizzard 

Canadian hurricane.

"It's a blizzard outside, eh?!"

Blizzard by Extreme Canadian January 16, 2017

blizzard 

When you skeet in a bitch's ass then she farts and it all flies out.

Goddamn! That bitch gave me a blizzard in the middle of August

blizzard by Tryshavingho April 19, 2006