Blitzkrieged 

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

Blitzkrieged by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

blitzkrieg 

blitz - lightning fast as lightning
krieg - war

a spontanious but severe attack!

used by the german nazis in wwII.
so called sturmtruppen (stormtroops=elite-infantry) attack at a high speed using the momentum of suprise.

blitzkrieg by woship_play May 25, 2004

Blitzkrieg Bop 

Blitzgrieg refering to a swift military teqnique used by german nazi in world war two to capture norway. Bop meaning to sing or move to music.

Put the two together and you have a popular song produced by the punk rock band The Ramones in 1976.

"damn that blitzgrieg killed my wife... that sucks... damn nazis."

"hey the wars over... lets bop"

"hey ho... lets go"

Blitzkrieg Bop by beta sakers January 11, 2004

blitzkrieg bitches! 

it is appropriate to yell BLITZKRIEG BITCHES! before barging into a room full of teenage girls. Tests show best results come when entering through a window. Important to avoid contact with middle aged men as they seem to become angered at the phrase.

this is a BLITZKRIEG BITCHES!

blitzkrieg bitches! by BC2 January 19, 2005

Blitzkrieg Approach 

A step-by-step tactic for men at trying to win the affection of a woman. It's called a blitzkrieg because it forces a guy to accomplish quick goals in short periods of time to accomplish the main goal of "seducing" the woman in a week's time.

Vise was so into Maria that he used the Blitzkrieg Approach on her to avoid making any mistakes such as losing her attraction for him.

Blitzkrieg Approach by VisexXxEvans March 14, 2010

Blitzkrieg 

Used by the German military and later used by Allied Forces. The name means "lightning war". The concept of Blitzkrieg is "the art of concentrating strength at one point, forcing a breakthrough, rolling up and securing the flanks on either side, and then penetrating like lightning deep into his rear, before the enemy has time to react" (Erwin Rommel). This type of military attack involves mainly armor. Air supremacy is also required for blitzkrieg and many generals such as Erwin Rommel are well known for perfecting this type of battle.

On May 10, 1940 1940 German forces invaded through the Low Countries and the Ardenne Forest completing surrounding Allied Forces. The German blitzkrieg forced the Allies to surrenderer on June 22, 1940 astounding the world at the defeat of France and Britain.

Blitzkrieg by Seraph17 June 16, 2008

Montana blitzkrieg 

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

Montana blitzkrieg by Antonio January 16, 2005